Jack is out of Control

Caution: Clicking the picture above makes Jack even bigger than he already is.

Those of you up north who have been wondering whether or not Jack has been taking care of himself recently need to look no further than the picture you see here. Since Christmas, poor Jack has not been exercising or eating well, and his stress levels have shot through the roof. What stress you ask? Mostly like the kind that results from taking a consistent beating in Quake, having a slower computer than mine, and his ever-increasing bitterness towards all things good and wholesome in the world.

So if you have a spare moment, please pray for poor Jack. He is out of control and needs your support. Drop him a line to tell him that you support all 300+ pounds of him.