My Future Self
In a prior quip, I was referred to as "bald". While I am not completely bald, I got to thinking. What am I going to look like as I get older? Using the school's mainframe, I wrote a algorithm to extrapolate what I would look like in ten years. I am a little disheartened by the results, but I'm not the first person in my family to lose their boyishly good looks. What disturbs me more than my future physical appearance is what another algorith deduced. Apparently, in my near future, I will become a comedian that no one finds funny anymore, who frequents L.A. Lakers games.
posted by Idiealot at 11:20 AM
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The beauty of married life, to quote an 80's glamour band, "the battle's over!"
We can bald, grow our waistlines, and stair in public!
Actually, I believe you meant "stare", Jake. I thought you'd be more careful with your words considering you criticized your younger, (and better looking) brother's spelling...
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Jack, that is hilarious!
I used the same machine and algorithm to see what I would look like, and a picture of Hillary Clinton came up. I'm going to have to end my life now...
By the way, I'm pretty sure that I said you were "balder" - as in "balder than I am" - not "bald." You have, uh, LOTS of hair, and, uh, you don't need ANY, uh, rogaine or anything... *nervous laughter*
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