7.04.2006

Problems in New Jersey

TRENTON, N.J. (AP) - As the state government shutdown threatened to close Atlantic City's casinos, Gov. Jon S. Corzine on Monday said New Jersey lawmakers must report to the Statehouse on July Fourth and stay there until they adopt a budget. Story
Things are getting pretty desperate for the state of New Jersey. Apparently the state's surplus of casino gambling, drug running, and prostituting aren't enough to correct its whopping $4.5 billion budget deficit. Residents loyal to the state and its Democrat governor have banded together and taken to the streets this 4th of July holiday season to try and boost the struggling economy. I managed to acquire the photograph you see here of one (former) New Jersey resident who is offering his expertise in HTML coding to help right the sinking ship.

If you have a creative idea or suggestion for the state of New Jersey that might help them get out of debt, post it here. I'm sure state officials will see your comments as we all know that high-profile lawmakers frequent this site on an almost daily basis.

3 Backtalk:

Anonymous Anonymous quipped...

Ahhh the Garden State! My origin of birth,
What a womderful place to be from! The
elected hacks (Rep.and Dems. Both) feeding
from the public trough,the voters have got
what they want,a welfare state run by lawyers.High taxes,high insurance and a law
for every circumstance in one's life, big
government at it's finest.My heart go's out
to the young man in the picture,may he find
peace and contentment shortly. GED 2

9:59 AM  
Blogger Jake Lee quipped...

I understand that in addition to his ability with html, he also makes a great "sexton." During his days in OC, he was very innovative in his mastery of urinal disfunctions.

11:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous quipped...

Jake,
From what I hear, he's the best at everything he does, not just the few things you mentioned. Its strange, though, I don't remember his head being quite that large. At least he fits in with you and your family now...

Gov. Corzine

12:05 PM  

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