I think I'm going to start following College Football

I think I'm missing out on a lot. Seriously. All the guys at work sit around and brag about how good their respective teams are, and I have nothing to say. Obviously hockey is the greatest sport known to man, but I have no one to talk to about it. So I guess I'll bite the bullet and learn love college football. The problem is, I don't know who to pull for. All my friends went to the schools they pull for (surely), so they have it easy. I went to a no-name school so I'll have to do some soul-searching to find the right team. So, bloggers, who do you recommend? By the scoreboard on the picture, I know who NOT to pull for...