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"Nukeboy"

Age: 45; Tehran, Iran
Active during the last 3 days

About Me
First Name: Tom
Gender: Man seeking a Woman, or anything on two legs
Marital Status: Single - never married
Body Type: Muscular
Height: 6' 11"
Eyes: Steel Gray
Hair: Black
Ethnicity: Persian
Sense of Humor: Clever / Quick Witted, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure
Social Setting: Shy at first, but warm up quickly, Home Body, Better in small groups, Comic Relief
TV Watching: Couch Potato, Daytime Soaps, Movies, Documentaries, Channel Hopper
Favorite Movies: Bridges of Madison County, Fahrenheit 9/11, The Runaway Bride, Legends of the Fall
Least Favorite Movies: Rocky, Schindler's List, Legally Blonde
Favorite Musician: Michael Boltin
Least Favorite Musician: Toby Keith
Smoking: Doesn't smoke
Drinking: Gatorade, Hot Tea, Shirley Temples
Have Kids: No
Want (more) kids: Yes, I want 100 kids so that I can have 100 friends so that no one can ever say no to being my friend
Education: College Grad
Employment Status: Full-time
Occupation: President
Income: 1 million kabillion rial/year
Religion: Shiite Muslim
Attend Services: Never
Political Views: Moderate to slightly extreme. Does wanting to kill every Jew on earth qualify as extreme?
Languages: Iranian, French, Shanawdithit, Mongolian, and three dialects of Juaneño
Interests: Community Service, Puppies, Reading, Travel, Nuclear Technology, Gaming, Mass Murder, Television, Cross Dressing, Board Games, Canine Cosmetology, NASCAR
Nicknames: Sharkfin, Cliffhanger, Red Steel, Tenderfoot
Favorite Weekend Activity: I love the circus, but those dang clowns scare the bejeebers out of me


In my own words
This shower loving, considerate and thoughtful professional is driven, active and adventurous. I've never hang glided, para sailed, sky dived, spelunked, ridden a lama or an ostrich, but I'm up for any of it. My life can sometimes be a little hectic, but that's the fun of it right? I love kids, plants and animals, but am currently without any, leaving much more time for you...

My friends describe me as easy-going, intelligent, funny, loyal, playful, fun, honest, caring, and spontaneous. I love to travel and to paint the town red. Being a home body is good too, especially if it's raining. I love to sleep late in the rain.

I would like to meet someone to hang out with, have some fun and see where it goes. Whether it's going to the movies, out to dinner or a quiet evening curled up on the couch at home, it's all about the company. Someone honest and caring, lovable and down to earth; who can make me laugh. I enjoy new experiences and I try to make every situation fun.

I think life is about the people you're with, so I want to find someone I'm compatible with no matter what we're doing (or not doing ;-). Also, I am an anti-Zionist, so hatred for Jews is a must. So, if you think we might be a good match, drop me a line.

One last thing: must have a sense of style.... I will need help decorating the world once I'm done conquering it.