Bounce, bounce, JAB!

*Sigh*

Ok, look. So the Chinese are a different culture and I respect their history - yada, yada, yada... But come on, China. Kangaroo boxing? You have over a billion people in your country and you can only find kangaroos to fight your clowns? Or is it that only your clowns have the guts to stand up against this rare breed of fierce sparring kangaroos? Either way, this is unacceptable. Either your clowns find other people to fight or someone other than the funny guys stand up and face these fearsome foes.

What's next? Ballerinas vs. sharks with laser beams attached to their heads in an underwater cage match to the death?