They're Just Having a Good Time!

Recently Senator Barack Obama and "The Reverend" Al Sharpton came together before an assembly of the National Action Network to take care of some critical campaign business. Below is a transcript of a joint phone call made by the two men before the assembly:

Call is made with speakerphone turned on...

*Phone rings*

Caller: Hello.

Sharpton (in fake hillbilly accent): Yes, is this Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton?

Caller: Yes. Who is this, and how did you get this number?

Sharpton (still in fake hillbilly accent): This is Kentucky..........we want our accent back.

Both men laugh.

Caller: When I find out who this is I will cut your heart out with a rusty chainsaw and feed it to your children!

Phone call ended.

(Warning: This may or may not represent actual events.)