Remodeling Discovery

Its truly amazing what you'll find when you undertake a remodeling job in an old building. Don't ask me why, but we found these viking artifacts in what was formerly Broadmoor Baptist Church (don't ask me why Baptists would have these, let alone hide them in a wall).

Like any other priceless artifact, we proceeded to mess around with them. Phil, being somewhat Nordic, is showing us how his ancestors made use of them to crush their foes. I'm not quite sure why he thinks its ok to put his lips on that "horn", if that is what it is...