For Sale (or for ridicule)

Meet Zoe. She is a one year old Cockapoo. For those of you unfamiliar with a Cockapoo, it is a rare mix-breed that is part canine, part rat, and part stuffed animal. Many desire owning a Cockapoo due to its hypoallergenic composition (IE. zero dander), it's puppyish charm, or in some instances, the money to be made from cockfighting. If you are fortunate to ever come upon one of these highly sought after beasts, and for whatever reason desire to own one, be forewarned -- they are not cheap. Not only must you fork over loads to cash to own one, but you must also deal with the residual costs of feeding it, grooming it, replacing the carpet it ruins, and the inevitable attorney fees from the lawsuits filed by guests who get molested by it. Zoe is a special Cockapoo in that she has learned all of three tricks: sitting, shaking, and infuriating her master (which, by the way, she is particularly good at). If you desire to own one of these lovable, huggable little pests for the sake of adding a pet to your family, expanding your collection of stuffed animals, or for crossbow target practice, send me an e-mail at anticockapooalliance@godblessthecockapoos.org. Thanks.