Auf Wiedersehen!

The Von Trapp children would like to extend a farewell performance in honor of the recently deceased Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. I'm sure they sing on behalf of the whole world. We will miss al-Zarqawi and his ruthless antics. I mean, who can behead innocent hostages better than he? Who can hide in cowardice while growing a giant, unkempt bushy beard with greater precision than he? Who can replace his tactical skills in engineering the most diabolical crimes against humanity? Who has a worse body odor? I daresay the answer to all these questions is undeniably nobody!

So, Von Trapps, go ahead, and bid the fallen a fond adieu.

"So long, farewell....."