Flyers lose....again

So...the Flyers lost again today. The worst part is they played pretty well. Actually, that isn't the worst part - they lost to the Penguins. Man I hate the Penguins. And the Rangers. And the Devils. And...well you get the point.

I must say this...The Penguins are an exciting team to watch. Houston or Portland will absolutely LOVE them! Sorry Pittsburg. Suckas!!!!

Yeah, I AM a sore loser.

New Years Resolution

Hey everybody!

Some have assumed that since I've kept a low profile on the blog recently, that I've given it up. Fear not, for I am back. Sorry, I've been busy with moving and such...

Anyway, I wanted to share with you guys my new year's resolution. I'm heavier than I ought to be, so I thought that I should try to get into shape. My problem with dieting and exercise is that I usually give up about a week or so in. Motivation is the key to my success! I hope to use my friend Sean (of Sarkazmos fame) as a driving force to realize my goal of fitness. He has done incredible with his dieting. This picture was taken right before he came down to Mississippi. Obviously Tim Horton's donuts were not kind to him... Thankfully he is in much better shape now...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

I just wanted the WHOLE WIDE WORLD to know that today is my friend's birthday. Hooray for Jack Lee! (He's 30 in case you were wondering...)

(Sorry, the mug shot was the only picture I could find of him.)

Send Jack your Happy Birthday e-cards to this e-mail address.

NJ Needs Deo for it's B.O.

Ok, so anyone who knows my fellow blogger on this here blog knows where he's from. And any of these people familiar with the latest headlines should have already known what post was coming next on this blog. Therefore, in the interest of satisfying your curiosity and meeting all your expectations, I present to you the following news article:

from the NY Post,

N.J.'S P.U.
RIPENS APPLE
BELCHING BOG BLAMED FOR CITYWIDE GAS STINK
By TOM LIDDY, DAN KADISON and ANDY GELLER

January 9, 2007 -- Who cut the cheese?

New Jersey, apparently.

Across the length and breadth of Manhattan, people were asking, "What's that smell?" after a pungent odor like natural gas or rotten eggs blanketed the borough and northern New Jersey for three hours yesterday morning.

By evening, the answer seemed to be a stinky gas emitted by a New Jersey swamp or marsh.

Read...

Granted, this article was just a big softball. It's easy to take shots at my New Jersey friends when news like this hits breaks out -- even though my friends in particular aren't even currently in New Jersey, nor do they really smell all that bad. I mean, busting on them over how stank smelly their state is is almost as easy as busting on me for how stank smelly my team played last night. (My prediction: An Ohio State joke by the end of the day.)

In any case, I've created an e-mail account for all you well-wishers and advocates of personal hygiene to send me your pledges so that together we can buy our New (Not "Jew") Jersey friends some deodorant and make a difference for the sake of everyone's sanity and sense of smell: SaveTheSenseOfSmell@stinkystate.com.

Jack is...."gender challenged"

This just in!!!!