Bounce, bounce, JAB!

*Sigh*

Ok, look. So the Chinese are a different culture and I respect their history - yada, yada, yada... But come on, China. Kangaroo boxing? You have over a billion people in your country and you can only find kangaroos to fight your clowns? Or is it that only your clowns have the guts to stand up against this rare breed of fierce sparring kangaroos? Either way, this is unacceptable. Either your clowns find other people to fight or someone other than the funny guys stand up and face these fearsome foes.

What's next? Ballerinas vs. sharks with laser beams attached to their heads in an underwater cage match to the death?

A Tree Died for THIS?

I know what you're thinking. "What in the world is that?" Wanna know what that is? That's the toothpick I got from the restaurant where I had lunch today. Why am I taking a picture of it and posting it on the blog? Well, I mean, look at it. It's easily the worst toothpick of all time. Seriously, whose teeth are gapped so badly as to necessitate a hunk of wood so thick? It looks like this toothpick is the product of Aboriginal R&D. Or perhaps this isn't even a toothpick at all. Perhaps this is a wood shaving from the local carpentry shop. That's it, the restaurant saved four whole dollars this fiscal year by switching from traditional toothpicks to carpentry scraps. "Who cares if they're functional, right? As long as we save our $4, the end justifies the means."

I think it's time that angry diners like you and me start standing up against this tyranny! We need to stick it to the man and assert our God-given right to legitimate toothpicks!

Who's with me?

*Frustrated Sigh*

Ok, so I know we're on this video kick right now, but please suffer me to post this one more.

Jack sent this to me last night, and while Jack is more than perfectly capable of posting this on his own, I'm going to take a cue from his recent absence from here and assume he'd rather leave it up to me to do this anyway...

So, without any further adieu, I present to you David Hasselhoff's latest and greatest, "Jump in My Car:"

(WARNING: Video may cause you to want to gouge your eyes out with a rusty butter knife or cram a pitchfork in your ear.)

Holy Pakistani Dance Steps!

I picked this puppy up from Matt Friedeman's blog today. It is more than blogworthy. Enjoy.

WARNING: This video contains rhythmic dancing and hip-shaking women. Watch at your own spiritual risk.

"The" Nino is at it again

El Nino is back up to its old tricks, wreaking havoc in the Pacific and striking fear in the hearts of many (read). I managed to secure never-before-seen footage of this rare and powerful force of nature. Both beautiful and terrible, one thing is for sure: Once you have watched El Nino in action, you will never be the same.

O-H...I-O

That's all I have to say.

GO BUCKS!