They're Just Having a Good Time!

Call is made with speakerphone turned on...
*Phone rings*
Caller: Hello.
Sharpton (in fake hillbilly accent): Yes, is this Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton?
Caller: Yes. Who is this, and how did you get this number?
Sharpton (still in fake hillbilly accent): This is Kentucky..........we want our accent back.
Both men laugh.
Caller: When I find out who this is I will cut your heart out with a rusty chainsaw and feed it to your children!
Phone call ended.
(Warning: This may or may not represent actual events.)